Chapters:
📜 Camelot Chronicle
JOHNNYCAMELOT — Windows 11 Pro (23H2, build 22631) on 13th Gen Intel Core i3-1315U, LAN-only knight of Camelot.
On this day, the machine once known as Johnny123 was reborn into the halls of Camelot as JOHNNYCAMELOT.
- Trial by No-Mouse: With only keyboard strokes and patience, JOHNNYCAMELOT passed the Accessibility Test with flying colours. Even Task Manager answered when summoned from the shadows.
- Trial by Uppercase Shouting: When renamed, the new knight insisted on being written in ALL CAPS — a Windows tradition. The people rejoiced nonetheless.
- Trial by OOBE Nag: Though beset by Microsoft’s “You’re almost done” enchantments, JOHNNYCAMELOT endured, the reminder snoozed until registry spells could banish it for good.
- Trial by Firewalls and Ports: With OpenSSH awakened, JOHNNYCAMELOT opened its gates on port 22. From Frodo, the first successful SSH connection was made — proof of loyalty to the realm.
- Trial by Identity: Mr. P demanded to know the bloodline — Intel or AMD? The truth revealed itself upon the glowing screen, satisfying the council.
Now JOHNNYCAMELOT sits proudly at the Round Table of Camelot LAN:
- Windows 11 Pro (Professional, not Home)
- Static IP 10.20.30.3
- Adapter Camelot-LAN
- Role: A knightly workstation, ready for service, chill in spirit, steadfast in purpose.
Thus it is written, thus it is kept.
⚔️ Long live JOHNNYCAMELOT.
🌐 Internet
│
[Wi-Fi]
│
🧙 Frodo
(192.168.11.x + 10.20.30.2)
Wizard’s laptop
Gateway + SSH
│
┌────────────┴────────────┐
│ │
🏰 Fedora 42 Camelot ⚔️ JOHNNYCAMELOT
(10.20.30.1) (10.20.30.3)
The Castle Knight reborn
LAN only Windows 11 Pro, LAN only
fred@JOHNNYCAMELOT C:\Users\fred>systeminfo
Host Name: JOHNNYCAMELOT
OS Name: Microsoft Windows 11 Pro
OS Version: 10.0.22631 N/A Build 22631
OS Manufacturer: Microsoft Corporation
OS Configuration: Standalone Workstation
OS Build Type: Multiprocessor Free
Registered Owner: N/A
Registered Organization: N/A
Product ID: 00xxx-61250-061xx-**OEM
Original Install Date: 2024-05-03, 9:29:58 PM
System Boot Time: 2025-08-25, 9:48:38 PM
System Manufacturer: LENOVO
System Model: 83A1
System Type: x64-based PC
Processor(s): 1 Processor(s) Installed.
[01]: Intel64 Family 6 Model 186 Stepping 3 GenuineIntel ~1200 Mhz
BIOS Version: LENOVO MCCN27WW, 2024-04-02
Windows Directory: C:\WINDOWS
System Directory: C:\WINDOWS\system32
Boot Device: \Device\HarddiskVolume1
System Locale: en-us;English (United States)
Input Locale: en-us;English (United States)
Time Zone: (UTC-05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada)
Total Physical Memory: 16,108 MB
Available Physical Memory: 10,758 MB
Virtual Memory: Max Size: 17,132 MB
[04]: KB5036212
[05]: KB5066189
[06]: KB5061903
[07]: KB5062686
Network Card(s): 3 NIC(s) Installed.
[01]: Realtek 8822CE Wireless LAN 802.11ac PCI-E NIC
Connection Name: Wi-Fi
DHCP Enabled: Yes
DHCP Server: 192.168.11.1
IP address(es)
[01]: 192.168.11.248
[02]: fe80::ff63:bcf2:31fe:e8ce
[03]: fd82:6dbd:3692:80c4:3580:7bee:50b2:c47a
[04]: fd82:6dbd:3692:80c4:e971:7fe6:74b1:cbc5
[02]: Realtek PCIe GbE Family Controller
Connection Name: Ethernet
DHCP Enabled: No
IP address(es)
[01]: 10.20.30.3
[02]: fe80::7de9:52b1:8ca0:2ed7
[03]: Bluetooth Device (Personal Area Network)
Connection Name: Bluetooth Network Connection
Status: Hardware not present
Hyper-V Requirements: A hypervisor has been detected. Features required for Hyper-V will not be displayed.
fred@JOHNNYCAMELOT C:\Users\fred>
Design
Product colour Grey
Product type Laptop
Form factor Clamshell
Market positioning Home
Housing material Acrylonitrile butadiene styrene (ABS), Polycarbonate (PC)
Introduction year 2022
Display
Display diagonal 15.6 inch
Panel type TN
HD type Full HD
LED backlight No
Touchscreen No
Display resolution 1920 x 1080 pixels
Native aspect ratio 16:9
Brand Lenovo
Family IdeaPad
Brand Lenovo
Family IdeaPad
Series 3
Model name 15IAU7
Part Number 82RK0005MZ
Release Date 28 February 2022
EAN/UPC code 0196379380437, 196379380437
Processor
Processor
Processor manufacturer Intel
Processor family Intel Core i3
Processor frequency 0.9 GHz
Motherboard chipset Intel SoC
Processor boost frequency 4.4 GHz
Processor model i3-1215U
Processor cores 6
Processor cache 10 MB
Processor generation 12th gen Intel Core i3
Memory
Internal memory type DDR4-SDRAM
Internal memory 8 GB
Memory form factor On-board + SO-DIMM
Memory clock speed 3200 MHz
Memory slots 1x SO-DIMM
Maximum internal memory 16 GB
Memory channels Dual-channel
Graphics
On-board graphics card Yes
Discrete graphics card No
Discrete graphics card model Not available
On-board graphics card model Intel UHD Graphics
On-board graphics card family Intel UHD Graphics
Storage
Total storage capacity 256 GB
Number of SSDs installed 1
SSD capacity 256 GB
Total SSDs capacity 256 GB
SSD interface NVMe, PCI Express
SSD form factor M.2
Compatible memory cards MMC, SD, SDHC, SDXC
Card reader integrated Yes
Storage media SSD
NVMe Yes
Optical drive
Optical drive type No
Networking
Ethernet LAN No
Top Wi-Fi standard Wi-Fi 5 (802.11ac)
Wi-Fi standards 802.11a, 802.11b, 802.11g, Wi-Fi 4 (802.11n), Wi-Fi 5 (802.11ac)
Antenna type 2x2
Bluetooth Yes
Bluetooth version 5.0Ethernet Port is missing
fred@JOHNNYCAMELOT C:\Users\fred>wmic nic where "NetEnabled=true" get Name, Speed, AdapterType
AdapterType Name Speed
Ethernet 802.3 Realtek 8822CE Wireless LAN 802.11ac PCI-E NIC 144400000
Ethernet 802.3 Realtek PCIe GbE Family Controller 1000000000
Perfect ⚔️ — JOHNNYCAMELOT just revealed its network heart:
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Realtek PCIe GbE Family Controller → that’s your wired RJ-45 Ethernet, running at 1,000,000,000 bps (1 Gbps). This is the port you’re actually using for Camelot LAN.
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Realtek 8822CE Wireless LAN 802.11ac PCI-E NIC → that’s your Wi-Fi card, max speed shown here ~144 Mbps (probably current link speed, not the theoretical 867 Mbps).
✅ So the spec card reads:
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Ethernet: Realtek PCIe GbE, 1 Gbps (RJ-45 port, with slim “flap” design on IdeaPads)
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Wi-Fi: Realtek 8822CE, 802.11ac dual-band wireless
Ports & interfaces
USB 3.2 Gen 1 (3.1 Gen 1) Type-C ports quantity 1
USB 3.2 Gen 1 (3.1 Gen 1) Type-A ports quantity 1
USB Power Delivery Yes
Charging port type DC-in jack
HDMI version 1.4b
Combo headphone/mic port Yes
USB 2.0 ports quantity 1
HDMI ports quantity 1
Audio
Built-in microphone Yes
Number of built-in speakers 2
Audio system Dolby Audio
Speaker power 1.5 W
Number of microphones 2
Camera
Front camera Yes
Privacy camera Yes
Front camera HD type HD
Privacy type Privacy shutter
Front camera resolution 1280 x 720 pixels
Keyboard
Numeric keypad Yes
Touch Bar Yes
Keyboard layout QWERTY
Keyboard backlit No
Pointing device Touchpad
Software
Operating system installed Windows 11 Home
Operating system architecture 64-bit
Trial software Office
Battery
Battery technology Lithium Polymer (LiPo)
Battery life (max) 10 h
Battery capacity 45 Wh
Fast charging Yes
Weight & dimensions
Weight 1.63 kg
Height 19.9 mm
Depth 236.5 mm
Width 359.2 mm
Power
AC adapter power 65 W
Security
Face recognition Yes
Trusted Platform Module (TPM) Yes
Password protection Yes
Password protection type HDD, Power on, Supervisor
Trusted Platform Module (TPM) version 2.0